marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
Cats stuck in things
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
PETER PETTIGREW WAS AN EVIL GRYFFINDOR
HORACE SLUGHORN WAS A GOOD SLYTHERIN
CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS A BRAVE HUFFLEPUFF
GILDEROY LOCKHART WAS A WICKED RAVENCLAW
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Niall is like that frat boy who you think is a total douche but you never actually met and you go to a party and he sits down with you after you’ve had two cups of god knows what and your stomach hurts and he’s just checking on you and then you get to talking and you’re like “ugh, i hate mr. sanders, our english professor. He’s such a dick.” and niall laughs and it’s like “yeah? god i hate him too.”