Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
Cinna to Effie.
Cinna: Hey I just met you
Cinna: And this is crazy
Cinna: BUT GUUUURL, HAYMITCH HAS TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR UTTER LACK OF STYLE AND HOW HE HATES YOUR DRESSES AND MMMHHHMMM I AGREE SO LET CINNA DESIGN YOU A WHOLE LINE OF MATCHING TOPS, SKIRTS AND HANDBAGS AND I'VE HEARD YOU LIKE MAHOGANY SO WE CAN EVEN THROW THAT INTO THERE SOMEHOW.
Cinna: So call me maybe
Cinna: ...no seriously call me. President Snow even said that the kimono dress has to go.
Josh years from now
Josh's son: Dad I have something to tell you..
Josh's son: So I was at school and well, I have a crush on someone...
Josh: Wait... do you mean like another boy?
Josh's son: Well, I-
Josh: Because son, it's perfectly okay.
Josh's son: But dad-
Josh: In fact, it's more than okay.
Josh's son: You're not listening to-
Josh: And I love you regardless son, no matter who you love.
Josh's son: Can I just-
Josh: But I hope it's your best friend, because I totally ship you two.
Josh's son: Wait what
Josh: Yeah, you two would be great together. I mean he sleeps over at the house all the time, might as well have sex with him, am I right?
Josh's son: What the hell? Dad, I'm straight.
Josh: Well I guess that's okay too.
#1: Katniss and Peeta were growing old, their...
haw-gale-thorne: themawkingjay: apearlfrompeeta: periwinklegeo: #the hunger games #as told by nicholas sparks ^AWH OMG I CAN’T RN im sobbing. literally sobbing.
Trylle Trilogy optioned for a movie.
How did you even know I wasn’t in my room?” “I checked on you.” Finn gave me a...– http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3486415.Amanda_Hocking (via tryllechick)
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't good...
chaystar: YOU DO IT THEN!